canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via caprisnun)

getwetforme:

I want to have cuddles with you.

And by cuddles I mean sex.

But by sex I also mean cuddles.

But I also mean pizza.

And sex.

(Source: embarassinglysexualurl, via our-battle-scars)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via prettycheesy)

4gifs:

Platypus playtime

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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(via pinup--punk)

ten-and-donna:

jaredpadalicker:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

Wrong movie

Fuck you; The Lion King is never the wrong movie.

texelations:

olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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(Source: bueefs, via ray-the-cutie)

my-7-minutes-in-color:

One of the reasons I love my best friend  :DHe’s cooler than you

I’m cooler than you.
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